Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

Fri 21 Nov 2025

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.

With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.

His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.

Reminded me of how much I love stand up‘ ★★★★ The Times

Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.’ ★★★★★ Daily Mirror

Naturally funny…challenging and provocative’ ★★★★ Daily Telegraph

Running time: 120 minutes including interval

Age guidance: 16+

Ticket price:

£21

Show info

Category: Comedy
Running time: 2 hours
Full Price: £21.00

Dates and times

Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Time: 7:30pm

Accessibility

Trinity Theatre's Foyer, Gallery and Auditorium are accessible to wheelchair users and other visitors who need to avoid stairs. For more information please visit our Accessibility page or call our Box Office on 01892 678 678.

Support Us

The incredible support we receive from our Corporate Sponsors allows us to deliver a wonderfully rich and varied programme of events, performances and exhibitions, and to continue as a thriving community asset.

Join our Mailing List

Don’t miss out on what’s on at Trinity.

Sign up to our What’s On weekly newsletter and never miss out again. We’d like to keep you up to date with news about events, offers and much more! With so much to see, yes we have over 600 events per year, you’ll love finding out what’s on at Trinity each week.